"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."
Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.
omg the one on the right. it wants to tilt its head higher but it just can’t!
You can do it, puppy! I believe in youuuuuu!
We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish.
& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves.
See you in Valhalla my friend.
Sail, Ragnar. Sail.
Mom said that if this post gets 50 000 notes that I get to keep this little derp
Please help a guy out, he’s not a fluffy chicken but he’s my new best friend!
If you guys help me get this kitten, I’ll teach it to do a thing.
The new X-Men movie looks great
this is honestly my favorite post
That’s the most hurt corporate wow I’ve ever seen
Although the birth control mandate has been hotly debated and contested for its burden on taxpayers, Medicare has spent $872 million on penis pumps in the last five years alone. Viagra has also received $819 million and Cyalis more than $782 million. But you’ll never hear those numbers being debated anywhere.
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam
mom said I should keep pictures of loved ones on my nightstand