notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

12.09.14

newballsplease:

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THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE



I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.

"
— THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via fawun)

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

Publicity shots for Happy Valley - Sarah Lancashire as Catherine Cawood (2014) (x) (x)

ddarkahn:

Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.

I have the great advantage of having me on my side.

dontthinkdontthink:

vanjalen:

mass confusion

omg the one on the right. it wants to tilt its head higher but it just can’t!
You can do it, puppy! I believe in youuuuuu!

dontthinkdontthink:

vanjalen:

mass confusion

omg the one on the right. it wants to tilt its head higher but it just can’t!

You can do it, puppy! I believe in youuuuuu!

thespiritfox:

We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish. 

& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves. 

See you in Valhalla my friend. 

Sail, Ragnar. Sail. 

cirenel:

the-devilish-diner:

the-devilish-diner:

Mom said that if this post gets 50 000 notes that I get to keep this little derp
Please help a guy out, he’s not a fluffy chicken but he’s my new best friend!

If you guys help me get this kitten, I’ll teach it to do a thing.


KITANNNN

cirenel:

the-devilish-diner:

the-devilish-diner:

Mom said that if this post gets 50 000 notes that I get to keep this little derp

Please help a guy out, he’s not a fluffy chicken but he’s my new best friend!

If you guys help me get this kitten, I’ll teach it to do a thing.

KITANNNN

dorkly:

The new X-Men movie looks great

dorkly:

The new X-Men movie looks great

hexgoddess:

cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post

That’s the most hurt corporate wow I’ve ever seen

policymic:

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