this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE
I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.
"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."
Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.
omg the one on the right. it wants to tilt its head higher but it just can’t!
You can do it, puppy! I believe in youuuuuu!
We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish.
& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves.
See you in Valhalla my friend.
Sail, Ragnar. Sail.
Mom said that if this post gets 50 000 notes that I get to keep this little derp
Please help a guy out, he’s not a fluffy chicken but he’s my new best friend!
If you guys help me get this kitten, I’ll teach it to do a thing.
The new X-Men movie looks great
this is honestly my favorite post
That’s the most hurt corporate wow I’ve ever seen
Although the birth control mandate has been hotly debated and contested for its burden on taxpayers, Medicare has spent $872 million on penis pumps in the last five years alone. Viagra has also received $819 million and Cyalis more than $782 million. But you’ll never hear those numbers being debated anywhere.